If i could tip my vagina, i would.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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