No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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