butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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