Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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