Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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