Dual....:-)
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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