Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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