Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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