at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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