I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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