she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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