hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
