fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
