Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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