with your own penis?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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