The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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