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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.

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  That's not a bad idea, actually...

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.

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• (707): View more from California

  New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"

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• (631): View more from New York

  I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling

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