dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I'm always down for nudity.
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