no you cant smoke seaweed
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Randomize
