How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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