Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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