She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
high people should be assigned attendants
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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