Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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