I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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