He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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