Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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