GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If I die, sorry about rent.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
