First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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