That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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