Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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