just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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