You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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