No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
