But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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