3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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