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Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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I'm home now. bring me food and boobies

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i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.

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Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".

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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.

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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?

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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up

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my poor anus

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Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.

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