He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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