Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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