Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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