have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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