Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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