i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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