man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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