i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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