hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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