like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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