I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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