I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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