YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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