I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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